Missouri does Missouri stuff and now an alligator is on the loose.

So, If you know me you know that I am from Kansas and my disdain for our neighbors to the east (here in Tulsa they are North east) is real and long standing. But, for some reason when they think petting zoo they thought “alligator”. Of course he escaped and is looking for toes to bite. He is also tiny, also may be a she. I am not sure. Here is the story.